1. Time is moving faster than you think.
2. Beware of what you can't see.
3. Do ants cry?
4. Your life is rapidly moving forward.
5. Your middle name has been changed to Toot.
6. Are you smiling yet?
7. Don't go to sleep tonight!
8. You dog secretly hates you.
9. The sky is falling.
10. Watch out for puddles on your way home.
11. Discover why you are great.
12. Make a wish.
13. The last thing you wished for will not come true.
14. It's time to start eating meat again.
16. Use your head.
17. Do or do not. There is no try.
18. Stand up for yourself.
19. Turn your mattress over before you go to bed.
20. You are part robot.
21. There is a bird waiting outside for you.
22. Run like the wind. Right now.
23. Who's no longer on first.
24. Turn off your Blackberry.
25. Call your loved ones as soon as possible.
26. Are you ready?
27. Start learing Portuguese.
28. You were a fish in a previous life.
29. Cauliflower is the new black.
30. Are you living rich?
31. Organize your wisdom.
32. It's time to consider solar power.