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Economy Got You Down? Try Unity's Coconut Syrup Recipe And You'll Be Feeling Sweeeet Again!

Bummed about the stock market? Worried about the value of your home? Finding it hard to pay those bills?

I've got a temporary cure for all of your problems.

It's my secret Coconut Syrup recipe...a guaranteed elixir that will swoop you and yours right off your feet...and (even if for only a few minutes) settle your mind from all your worries and remind you about the finer things in life. Like living.

By way of background, I think my mom taught me this recipe when I was 9 or 10. We used to make lots of waffles and french toast. From my recollection, when we would run out of maple syrup (100% pure!) we always had a back-up plan: Coconut Syrup.

Here's how it's made:

Half a stick of salted butter
Equal part natural honey
1 Table Spoon shredded coconut.

Melt the butter on the stove...not the mircowave. Add in the honey and melt together for a minute or so. Stir in the coconut and stir it all together.

Serve it piping HOT on homemade french toast, pancakes, or waffles.

Great for breakfast or dessert! You won't even remember your house is being foreclosed on after tasting this. Promise!

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